Community Story

[Captain]

Just some random fun :D
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VAGUE SUBJECT: climbing to the top

Start:
Sam noticed that his jetpack was out of fuel, which was kind of inconvenient.

[Electrica5000]

So Sam walked to the sports store to get some mountain climbing tools.

[Captain]

At the register, the clerk looked at him funny.

[Electrica5000]

Sam got some supplies and said "I will just get these, please." to the clerk.

[Captain]

The clerk replied, "A word of warning, Sam: climbing mountains is tough for giant slug monsters like you."

[Infinity]

Sam noticed that his jetpack was out of fuel, which was kind of inconvenient. So Sam walked to the sports store to get some mountain climbing tools.
At the register, the clerk looked at him funny.
Sam got some supplies and said "I will just get these, please." to the clerk.
The clerk replied, "A word of warning, Sam: climbing mountains is tough for giant slug monsters like you."
Sam just stared at the clerk boy, wondering how the heck he knew his name, then he remembered.

[Cordeo]

Meanwhile, Sam's wife Samantha is running frantically around the house!

[Captain]

All around her, the rabid squirrels attacked!

[Infinity]

One rabid squirrel, the squirrel in charge for the assault was wearing a rabbit suit for disguise.

[i <3 Super Stacker II]

but the rabbit suit made his butt look big.

[wiggy2004]

... then a huge comet the size of the moon hit the earth and destroyed it and no livin thing survived. Or did it?

[Infinity]

Yes it did because it was all a dream and suddenly Sam woke up, but right beside him was a rabid squirrel in a rabbit suit

[stackeingking]

Sam then pulled out a sledgehammer and killed the rabid squirrel

[Electrica5000]

Sam thought it would be pretty cruel, but he knew it was a rabid squirrel.

[Captain]

Unfortunately, even though he was no longer dreaming, Sam noticed that his jetpack was still out of fuel.

[Electrica5000]

So he got some A-14 fuel that was nice and cheap.

[Captain]

Then he filled his tank to the brim with the cheap fuel, happy to finally be making some progress.

[Electrica5000]

He finally went to the top of the mountain...but for some reason he found a giant piece of cheese at the top.

[Captain]

And lo the Cheese spoketh, "Who shall ever climb the GREAT MOUNTAIN OF ENDLESS DOOM that sits deep within the vast LAND OF TRIALS shall receiveth a GLORIOUS REWARD of unimaginable BOUNTY from my noble cheese brother...also, tell him our dad called and wants him to PICK UP SOME BREAD."

[Electrica5000]

Sam stared at the piece of cheese, wondering where his brother is.

[Captain]

So off he went, in search of the other mountain, when all of the sudden he came across a tiny giraffe.

[Electrica5000]

The tiny giraffe pooped put grenades causing a massive explosion.
(This was my brother's (Stacker Artist) part)